For those who drift through life on autopilot — and look good doing it. The I’m Just an NPC Hoodie says it so you don’t have to: “Don’t ask me, I’m just an NPC.” Soft, oversized, and heavy enough to feel like armor against overthinking. Locally made in Poland from 470g unbrushed sweatshirt fabric, it’s built for comfort, not chaos. Comes with a classic kangaroo pocket — because even NPCs need storage. Low effort. High quality. Peak NPC energy. Model (Nicki) is 158cm (cale) tall, wears size S.